Top 10 Modern Family Quotes

 

Gloria:"In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married. But I'm not like that." 

 

Mitchell: "You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck."

 

Claire: "You're grounded for four weeks!"

Haley: "Why don't you just double it and make it 10?"

Alex: "Do you not see how much you need to study?" 

 

Gloria:"He scared the baby cheeses out of me!"

 

Manny: "Where did I hear that siren?"

Jay:"That was your mother screaming."

Gloria:"I wasn't that bad."

Jay:"Cars were pulling over." 

 

Haley:"Dad, that was a stop sign."

Phil: "I'll stop twice on the way back." 

 

Gloria:"In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder."

 

Manny:"At this rate, I'm going to miss the first dance...at my wedding!"

 

Cam: "She bit me! Ouch! She did it again! It's like Twilight back here!" 

 

Cam:"There's a stranger in our hot tub."

Mitchell:"Who is it?"

Cam:"You do know what stranger means don't you?"

 

 

Jay Pritchett is on the wrong side of 50 and has recently married the much younger and drop-dead gorgeous Columbian beauty, Gloria. His daughter Claire, and her slightly off-beat husband Phil, are meanwhile at wit’s end raising their three very diverse teens. While Claire’s brother Mitchell and his lover Cameron are in the midst of a major life change following their adoption of a beautiful Vietnamese baby called Lily. 

 

 

 

Gloria tries to befriend another nice couple, much to Jay's frustration. Mitchell and Cameron run into and old female flame of Mitchell's, only to make a disturbing discovery…

 

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